The camera closes in on the dealmaker speaking to a conference of owners of over a hundred drug companies from all over the world except Russia, North Korea, China, Iran, and Afghanistan.
Dealmaker: “Hello, men. I’ve got this terrific deal for you. It’s a beautiful deal, just beautiful, terrific, the most beautiful you can imagine, and it’s not going to cost you a cent. Now, there are some drugs, you know, that you have an oversupply of. You know, they’re not going fast enough. This is just a great deal. I’ll help you get rid of those. You cut the prices of them. Just a handful, you understand. Make some really big cuts that I can use to help you get rid of the over-supply. You can raise prices on your other drugs. I won’t say a thing. Isn’t that a sweet deal? It’s a win-win deal. I’ll give Americans cheaper drug prices and you can increase prices on your other drugs. What a deal, everybody wins.”
Drugmakers (in unison): “Sounds good to us, Mr. President. It’s a deal. Let’s shake on it.”
Fade out as camera zooms out to distant shot of audience clapping and cheering. Triumphal music.